Abandon All Scope, Ye Who Enter Here

Adding dynamic scoping to JavaScript, for fun and profit, because that is definitely a good idea that cannot possibly backfire at all.

Sunday, December 4, 2016 · 1 min read

I’ve been cleaning out my computer for the past few days, and late last night I came across this README. I have no memory of writing this, and to be honest I’m kind of frightened that it works (why are there regexes?).

What is Inferno?

Inferno is a JavaScript library that provides dynamic scoping for JavaScript.


First, install Inferno using our one-line cross-platform installer script,

eval("var $ = function(name) { var caller = arguments.callee.caller; while (caller !== null) { var names = caller.toString().replace(/\\/\\*.+\\*\\//g, ' ').replace(/\\/\\/.*\\n/g, ' ').match(/^function\\s+(?:\\w+\\s*)?\\((.*?)\\)/)[1].split(',').map(function(a) { return a.trim(); }); if (names.indexOf(name) !== -1) return caller.arguments[names.indexOf(name)]; caller = caller.arguments.callee.caller; } };").

Then, use $('name') to dynamically search for a name.


Suppose you want to write a function that prints a story, but you want to be able to specify where the output goes. It would be clumsy to thread an argument through every subroutine, and for some reason people always get mad at you when you use global variables. With Inferno, you can simply write a wrapper function that binds the name output dynamically.

function tell_beginning() {
    $('output').write("Once upon a time...");
function tell_ending() {
    $('output').write("...and they all lived happily ever after.");

function print_story(output) {
if (typeof(window) !== 'undefined') {
} else {

By some miracle, Inferno works in both node and the browser.


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